May 29 2012 4,168 notes

When I’m elderly I’m going to tell strangers to carry me from place to place while singing to me or else I will curse their families for always and eternity.

10knotes:

My new retirement plan.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: tacobellsprout)

May 29 2012 16,274 notes
10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

May 29 2012 11,140 notes
May 29 2012 7,358 notes

10knotes:

In a nutshell.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: fizzzi)

May 29 2012 18,286 notes
May 29 2012 3,934 notes
epicmeme: Number of f*cks given…

epicmeme:

Number of f*cks given…

May 29 2012 22 notes

(Source: starvingbaker)

May 29 2012 19,769 notes

(Source: h0lyheadharpies)

May 29 2012 167 notes
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Reblog if you’re old enough to get this Laughter.  Horrified laughter. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Reblog if you’re old enough to get this

Laughter.  Horrified laughter.

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

May 29 2012 79,604 notes